found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
I love our strategizing... I wish we used the same passion for planning our lives and future that we use for planning our drunken escapades... We would both be doctors by now, I swear
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
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