How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
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I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
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Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
Yeah. I don't know. I'm just gonna show up at her place on valentines day with a jock strap, box of chocolates, and rose clenched between my ass cheeks with "be mine" written across my glorious man titties.
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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