guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
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