People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
Randomize
