So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
areolas are like halos for boobs.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
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