do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I would like to be the first to explain to you that if you've woken up with bruised knuckles this morning, it's because last night you tried climbing out of our car window and into the drive through window at maccas. The cashier chick freaked out and slammed the window on you and beat you around the head with her headset thingy.
Shittttttt.
Be not ashamed. It was youtube-worthy.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
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