we're blogging at a bar
Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
i just broke my key off in the door of my house because the engine wasnt starting
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
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If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
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I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
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