i just pissed myself at work. maybe they'll buy the old coffee spill trick
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
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she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
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And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
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