the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
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I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
This is the minute she broke up with me. If you're receiving this mass text, you are one for the girls who made me promise to text you at this point.
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My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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