I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
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I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
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Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
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