my facebook friend requests are always from girls of boyfriends i have fucked, facebook is the worst reminder of shame
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
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