i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
I'm just crazy horny about you
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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