$35 all you can drink last night. Friend 1 woke up in a hotel lounge, friend 2 pissed himself and woke up wearing friend 1's spare pants, and my toilet indicates I threw up extensively.
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
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i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
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HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
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I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
I just sang Hey Jude with a homeless man and then we drank beer together. Then I watched asians take pictures under a xmas tree for an hour and fell asleep in an MGM Grand bathroom stall. #AloneinVegas
You brought string cheese to the strip club
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Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
I may have passed out and puked all over the host's favorite couch, but three hours and a rip later, I was eating tiramisu in the bathtub with the birthday boy and a hot Italian.
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