Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
I've blown a few things in my day
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
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