Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
Do you have feelings for this penis?
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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