i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
he kept telling me that god made these magical balloons called condoms
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
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