Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
Tequila is the liquid version of celery. I lose more calories during tequila drunk and the following sexual activities than I gain by drinking it...
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
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Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
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WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
My ex-wife, who I haven't heard from since the divorce, just Amazoned me cherry flavored massage oil and a rainbow caps with the message "Happy Pride". What's the polite response?
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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