just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
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If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
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He wore the same cologne as my orthodontist so all I could think about was how I hadn't worn my retainer in months
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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