Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
i swear to god, this restaurant is playing a john tesh cover of a song from aladdin
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
Randomize
