Do you have any cake mix? I kind of need to make a "im sorry i drank all your parents tequila, threw up all over your floor and slept with you boyfriend" cake.
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
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No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
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The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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