I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
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i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
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Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
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