I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
All of my friends are talking about changing their lives because they have an alcohol addiction and I'm over here reminding my boss that it's national beer day.
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
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