Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
i just thanked the atm machine for giving me cash
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
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Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
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Thanks for takin my cousin out last night, sorry I passed out so early
You kidding, the kids a legend. He literally killed a bottle of Jamison, made out with a girl AND her Mom at the bar, stole us slices of pizza and told the cab driver where to go in Spanish. He doesn't even live in the area. Can we keep him?
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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