Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
I would never have sex with Danny Devito!! JSYK.
I look better un-naked...
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
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I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
So the girl I hooked up with last night pretended to be from Comcast when my girlfriend stopped by this morning. She even made a fake appointment to check her internet. Best hookup ever.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
wtf are you talking about? You vomit-splattered the cop from the balcony. The cop YOU called because you drunk-dialed 911 because a 5 year old ate the last donut.
it was a krispy kreme
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
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Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
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