there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
the lady at Walgreens winked at me when i asked where the cherry chapstick was... damn u katy perry!
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
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he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
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I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
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