we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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