Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
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I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
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If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
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