I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
He passed out in my car.
What's the problem?
HE'S STILL IN MY FUCKING CAR.
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