We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
plans for tonight: dress up like pirates, drink a bottle of mad dog and watch the sorostitues across the street get naked. and yes, the mad dog part is already in play. hurry the fuck up. i look like a loser doing this alone.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
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