Killed two birds with one stone: found my wallet and unclogged the toilet.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
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