pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
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It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
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I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
It started with drunk jenga and ended with me simultaneously peeing and puking on his feet in the tub while he held me up. I met Tequila. I don't like her.
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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