i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
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