Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
You drunk-dialed me and asked me to describe my burrito
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
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