Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
so i texed my mom when i was trashed last night and said "i know its 3 am, just go to bed and i'll be back by the time we leave for the airport"
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
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I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
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They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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