But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
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