Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
If you start sounding at all like you're even remotely in love, expect a lecture on the merits of being a single woman with a vibrator.
This is why we're friends.
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i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
Just got a message from a guy on a dating site who says he helped me remove lime pulp from my eye in a club toilet 2 weeks ago.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
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You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
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