There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
dear life, i get it, drinking is not a contest
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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