chick flicks and taylor swift songs are like porn for desperate singles
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
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