I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
She even gives head with a lisp.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
Found a fruit roll up in my pocket this morning. This means my daughter has a peach blunt wrap in her lunchbox.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
So I guess I walked across campus with "pat my ass" in sharpie on my forehead.
You deserve it, you colossal cock block.
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