I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
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I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
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So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
Was that you calling me at 4am asking to borrow a rubber ducky and a tampon?
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
I smell like Dick and happiness
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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