Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
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