grandma shit on top of the toilet
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
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The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
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It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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