Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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