Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
Then this bride walked into the bar, she thought it would be a good idea to hug her & then she started playing parachute with her train.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
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