I have the worst wedgie. Seriously. Its horible. And there are people everywhere around me.
Slide your hand down the back of your pants and shift to the side slowly
...are you coming on to me?
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
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Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
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Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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