Dude, the girl next to me just farted. Worst part, it smells like astroglide
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
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