that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
When you went off to sleep with that guy that looked like a dirty Jesus and I asked why all you had to say "trying to keep Christ in Christmas" and left. The Vatican called, you're going to Hell.
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
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