I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
no you cant smoke seaweed
I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
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