So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
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