you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I am now the proud owner of a 10-12 year old's Optimus Prime costume from Walmart. Tomorrow is going to be a good day.
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
Your babysitter texted, wants me to pay with weed. I don't know where to get any & don't want to. Will she take cigarettes instead? Or um, cash? Like a person?
the most terrified I've ever been was seeing Danny Devito squirming on the ground in this underwear, covered in hand sanitizer, completely hairless
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
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