I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
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