I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
The morning after your company Xmas party and that moment you're eating a block of cheese in bed wearing a sequin blazer and recalling all the details of your one night stand with a coworker who happened to start that day...fuck.
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
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