I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
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