Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
So apparently after I spilled candle wax down the front of my pants, I went to the store, bought condoms, and passed them out to everyone at the bar.
I thought they were lying to me about the condoms, until I found the receipt in my pocket.
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
He dared you to draw a map of the USA on your wall in mustard. You drew something that vaguely resembled a velociraptor eating Oklahoma, got embarrassed because you forgot how to spell America, then hid out in the coat closet until everybody left.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
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