how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
Randomize
