Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
everything was goin great until he pulled out his ed hardy lighter and smoked in my face like he was cool.
it's like you attract all the douchebags that nobody wants. people should thank you.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
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We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
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No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
Lmao I should put that ad on Craigslist "in need of muscular and determined team of men to carry drunken birthday whore safely home"
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
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