I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
Plan B is the new Plan A
I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
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