dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
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Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
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He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
I woke up at 4am because the neighbors cat managed to sneak into my bed. HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS STUFF HAPPEN TO
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
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