Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
I wish your couch was made out of beer. I would drink like half of it.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
no more duck duck goose at the bar
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
why is half of my head shaved?
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
Randomize
