I wannas sexs uuuuu
i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
high people should be assigned attendants
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
You told him you were auditioning guys for your new show: "So You Think You Can Fuck."
Best pick-up line ever!
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
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